Man I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched golden-yellow serif text reads

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "PUNXSUTAWNEY

Buying the insurance is cheaper than the emotional toll

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

Walking through the kitchen entrance means you never wait in line like the rest of the schmucks on the sidewalk

stitched into summers that whole generations carried with them

Man I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched golden-yellow serif text readsPrinting "MILF" in giant red letters and hiding the explanation underneath in smaller font is the graphic design equivalent of burying bad news on a Friday. Plausible deniability has never relied so heavily on strategic font sizing. The Details: Yellow starburst shape fills the background behind large distressed red block letters with white outlines reading "MILF," with small white text above reading "1 1 2"," "80," and "16." White text below reads