Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex Hoodie Size:L with a small diamond ornament

with a small diamond ornament centered beneath the subtitle

A yellow starburst marks the point of impact as Morton recoils

" Below the text arc

" mimicking vintage firecracker packaging with weathered texture throughout

" which doubles as Lane Meyer's entire life philosophy

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex Hoodie Size:L with a small diamond ornamentBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif