Itty Bitty Mushrooms milk This hilarious novelty produces six

This hilarious novelty produces six unique and 100% odorless farts

calendar or journal

built in the mid-1910s and modernized in 1931

32-page miniature book

Located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW in Washington

Itty Bitty Mushrooms milk This hilarious novelty produces sixThese mini mushrooms are tiny enough for microscopic gnomes to live in them. At between 3 4" and 7 8" tall, these soft vinyl fungi will bring out your inner goblin and have you storing them in your gunnysack of precious treasures. With four different styles and three colors in each style, you can design your own fairy circle or place them on forgotten messes as a passive aggressive way to indicate they have been left for too long. WARNING: CHOKING